Help, My Boyfriend’s an Alien!


An anthology in the Mad About the Brit Boys series with Josephine Myles.

Love—and desire—that’s out of this world…

It’s time to suit up, take those protein pills, and boldly come where no man has come before. Take a trip to the future, or do your bit for inter-planetary relations with some close encounters of a very unusual kind.

In this erotic science fiction triple feature you’ll meet a cat that’s anything but cute and cuddly, take a pill that’ll make you fall in love—for a night—and discover desire that transcends the limitations of a human body. It’s a brave new world as you explore the unknown in three short stories that push the boundaries of love in ways both thoughtful and tongue-in-cheek.

Better Than Cola

Human social etiquette. Physical contact. Pronouns. They’re not easy to handle, when you’re a swarm creature with a composite mind, newly fitted into a male human body. Especially when you find your body reacting to the human man assigned to help you acclimatise…


Skip likes to party, and he likes loving men. What he doesn’t like is the morning after, when the effects of the Insta-Love™ mood patch have worn off and he’s left with an awkeard social encounter. So when he wakes up next to a naked bear of a man, his first instinct is to kick the stranger out. But Wildman has other ideas, and Skip may have to learn how to snuggle.

Gifted in Tongues

Space pilot Torvald “Spitz” Spitzbergen wakes up in an alien jail with a hangover, no clear memory of the night before – and a six foot ginger Felid as a cell mate.  How is he going to get out of this one? And more importantly, will he get a chance to check out the Felid’s legendary talents first?

These stories have all been previously published, but are now available exclusively in this anthology.

There’s just something about a sarcastic fun character like Spitz that draws me in like nothing else…A definite must-read! – 5 stars, Mari, Bayou Book Junkie

It’s kind of hard to go wrong with either of these authors, individually. Put them together in one place, with the right combination of stories, and you’re bound for an entertaining way to spend a couple of hours with a book – Lisa, The Novel Approach

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Other titles in the series

Mad About the Boys

Boys Who Go Bump in the Night